Breaking News - Terrible thing in a bar ( funny Montage)

[Michael]

Key Facts :
After the success of part one, today we have discovered and chatted with a man named: MotoBiker  His profile is not very clean for a reason and that he was afraid of the army. So I decided to pretend to our soldiers can penetrate.
After 24 hours the past to get the costume, I had to do the following:
- A set of clothes and a hat of a soldier I took when he was in the shower
- Guns taken from an idiot I somehow dropped and still one bullet
And we start!
The army here is warmly welcomed by the bullets

You know after that

after I run out of bullets, then this person is alive

With excellent qualifications lie I made him sit in the plane my dear (After this incident I will burn the chair he sat)

30 minutes later..
Michael: Hello, my name is Mr.Dick and I come from the army and I saw some suspicious things in your bar, you can interpret them?
Motobiker: I do not know what you're saying, but this is a very casual bar and of course I can explain anything you saw
Michael: Okay

Michael: I think a lot of people or '' Parking wrong '' in here anyway because it is not '' broad '' very much?
Motobiker: Perhaps to explain this I think just a single word '' idiots ''
Michael: Danger men cooking ? Your leader must cooking for all of you ?
Motobiker: He said he was practicing for the television program ''Master Chief '' and his mother would be very proud of son ''God beat'' of what we can do in addition to other useful throughout the day wandering the motorbike
Michael: Who is this girl? She looks beautiful looks .. (OMG this is my wife ..)
Motobiker: He did not know where. I saw her standing in front of the headquarters VCN and wait a certain reporter guy and I pick her up. And since then me and she fell in love, and I firmly believe that guy the other reporters would be delighted
Michael: Good For You.. (OMG I'm going to kill this bitch)

Michael: Looks like you are not normal, right? I think the sea '' No parking '' over there everyone read right?
Motobiker: Are you hungry ? I have fists here, I think it will help you well fed and fix your teeth
Michael: Okay, thanks for the interview * Run *
Motobiker: What the..
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                        Michael
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[AX]

Your news are too much awesome.But post them into server memories board.

[Michael]

There are reasons why I do not post in the server memory, so that everyone can read and fears that it does not deserve to be posted on it. Myself, I was bored to kill this external sign is intended to help people after a school day, teaching or work fun and to relieve stress (And to spam anymore). And I can make you happy or not, depending on your comment
Anyway, I tried as possible how to make you laugh and feel like reading my newspaper again, do you want me to do things like this article again?